Literally no one is talking about the quality: The Row Margaux review
Margot: Your reviews aren’t that good. Eli: But the sales are. –The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson No one knows the origin of why the Row’s Margaux bag is called “the...
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After my AGOLDE Parker shorts, I was totally sold on AGOLDE jeans. Those shorts were perfect. … but AGOLDE’s sizing? Super inconsistent.During Shopbop’s bi-annual sale, the lure of blue AGOLDE Riley...
View ArticleI chose my side on them | Margiela Tabi flats review
While my Sun (Cancer), Moon (Capricorn) & Rising (Virgo) signs, most posts on this site, and the Stanley Cup next to me might suggest differently: I do not conform to society’s expectations. … and...
View ArticleEvery detail including latest prices & fit | Chanel Ballet Flats review
With Chanel’s infamous price hikes, Chanel ballet flats are seriously expensive starting at $975 USD in 2024. Considering that in 2008, they cost $550 USD, it’s actually kind of nuts… actually, a...
View ArticleYa, I got them ‘cos Mary-Kate | Teva Voya Infinity Sandal review
This won’t take long. … actually, this is likely my shortest review ever. I just need to tell you guys about Teva Voya Infinity Sandals. They have totally changed my summer outfits… Teva Voya Infinity...
View ArticleI hate how expensive they are | SLVRLAKE Denim Review
SLVRLAKE must have come up while you were shopping for jeans online. … and, like me, you probably dismissed them as being an unjustified overpriced denim line. Why spend $349 on a pair of SLVRLAKE...
View ArticleWhat’s Old Is New: Kate Moss for Zara review
As a Kate Moss style enthusiast for over half my life, I could write about the magic of Moss until my fingers fall off. As someone who has purchased just about everything that Kate has ever been...
View ArticleAhoy, matey! Rolla’s Sailor Jeans Review
My first order on Shopbop was placed in 2006. … like, right as it was acquired by Amazon and back when Juicy Couture reigned supreme. After shopping on Shopbop for over half my life, there are certain...
View ArticleHermès Oran Sandals Review: Sizing, prices, & what you need to know
Hermès Oran sandals… where to start? There’s the iconic “H” cut-out across the top that makes a dodgy tan line so worth it… There’s that smell of new Italian leather that could get you drunker than a...
View ArticleThe only Chanel classic flap handbag review you need to read
This Chanel Classic Handbag review includes NEW 2025 prices. From high school graduation (pre-absurd price hikes) to graduating college (mid-price hikes) and turning 30 (just before the ridiculous...
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